fartballs

mrs fartball has just seen a doctor for her sore throat. mr fartball was walking her home.

her: the doctor asked me real funny questions just now (she was only having sore throat). she asked me if i had gastric pain.

him: yes, u did on friday.

her: yea, and she asked me if i had problems poo-ing.

him: yea, u do.

her: and she asked me if i have a lot of gas in my stomach. i told her i farted alot last night.

him: hey! i ought to know details like that.

her: hahhaa. i cant help it.

him: i ought to know what's going on under the blanket!

her: HAHAHHAHAHHA.