mrs fartball has just seen a doctor for her sore throat. mr fartball was walking her home.
her: the doctor asked me real funny questions just now (she was only having sore throat). she asked me if i had gastric pain.
him: yes, u did on friday.
her: yea, and she asked me if i had problems poo-ing.
him: yea, u do.
her: and she asked me if i have a lot of gas in my stomach. i told her i farted alot last night.
him: hey! i ought to know details like that.
her: hahhaa. i cant help it.
him: i ought to know what's going on under the blanket!
her: HAHAHHAHAHHA.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
different class
an extract from their daily crap
her: baby, i see now time is 11.11. i saw a drama before and it said that if u happen to look at the clock at this time, someone is thinking of u. u got think of me??
him: haha, of cos got think of u. i was still wondering how's ur morning awhile ago.
her: so it's true lor!
him: i cannot recall the time though. haha.
her: @_@
him: haha, what's that expression?
her: roll eyes
him: why roll eyes at me??
her: unromantic. white lies also cannot meh.
him: different class romance?
her: nowadays men low class. give small diamonds. u different class, can give me big diamond right?
him: haha. on the contrary, men are buying bigger diamonds nowadays. may i get u the opposite and be different?
her: then bye bye
him: haha. this one i will be same. no different class. i will get u a decent one. how many times i buy things for u and u are disappointed with the thing? i different class but still quite high class.
her: haha. good good.
him: no worries. trust me ya?
her: i always do, baby.
her: baby, i see now time is 11.11. i saw a drama before and it said that if u happen to look at the clock at this time, someone is thinking of u. u got think of me??
him: haha, of cos got think of u. i was still wondering how's ur morning awhile ago.
her: so it's true lor!
him: i cannot recall the time though. haha.
her: @_@
him: haha, what's that expression?
her: roll eyes
him: why roll eyes at me??
her: unromantic. white lies also cannot meh.
him: different class romance?
her: nowadays men low class. give small diamonds. u different class, can give me big diamond right?
him: haha. on the contrary, men are buying bigger diamonds nowadays. may i get u the opposite and be different?
her: then bye bye
him: haha. this one i will be same. no different class. i will get u a decent one. how many times i buy things for u and u are disappointed with the thing? i different class but still quite high class.
her: haha. good good.
him: no worries. trust me ya?
her: i always do, baby.
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